Don't Tread on Me

"BrtStlnd" (BrtStlnd) 02/18/2015 at 10:01 • Filed to: Journalismism

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Ok, I can't stand silently by and read these lies about my character. Creamy peanut butter is disgusting. Skippy Natural Super Crunch.

Money Hustard > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:06

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Whoa whoa whao, stfu, you don't know what you're talking about.

For Sweden > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:07

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I bet you buy the no-stir peanut butter, you monster

pauljones > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:08

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Oh, this means war. It is on like Donkey Kong.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:08

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you're the spawn of satan

BrtStlnd > Money Hustard 02/18/2015 at 10:09

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I have missiles pointed at creamy peanut butter HQ and will fire if provoked.

waymoe > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:10

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Cheetos: crunchy or puffed?

Party-vi > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:11

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HOW THE FUCK IS BUTTER SUPPOSED TO BE CRUNCHY THAT MAKES NO SENSE!?!? YOU KNOW WHAT CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER DOES? IT TEARS UP BREAD!

Money Hustard > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:12

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You don't realize the precious balance on which this world relies. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IN BETWEEN YOUR PRECIOUS CRUNCHY BITS? THAT'S RIGHT!

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Otherwise you'd just be eating a pile of crushed nuts, you maniac.

505Turbeaux > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:16

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almost there. Skippy Super Chunk is where it is at

BrtStlnd > Party-vi 02/18/2015 at 10:20

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You need to buy higher quality bread.

BrtStlnd > For Sweden 02/18/2015 at 10:21

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The peanut butter that separates is also disgusting. It's like someone chewed up a handful of peanuts and spit it into a jar.

BrtStlnd > waymoe 02/18/2015 at 10:21

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Puffed

Party-vi > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:22

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You're essentially spreading peanut concrete onto your bread. And that makes you a monster.

spanfucker retire bitch > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:22

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Creamy peanut butter is disgusting.

spanfucker retire bitch > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:23

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You're the most awful human being I've ever seen.

For Sweden > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:29

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You're the guy who goes to an Italian restaurant and orders a frozen pizza

CKeffer > For Sweden 02/18/2015 at 10:36

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And a side of ranch dressing to dip it in.

MonkeePuzzle > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:37

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this thread has confirmed, Brt has good taste

CKeffer > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:41

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You're entitled to your own wrong opinion I suppose....Though it will give you that it makes for better peanut butter cookies.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:49

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Puffed Cheetos are as science intended.

waymoe > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 10:58

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Wimp

philipilihp > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 11:00

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Just bought a jar of that stuff on Monday. Besides Dutch peanut butter, this stuff rocks everything else.

extraspecialbitter > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 11:33

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Update.

God damn, that's funny. Full on open-teeth guffawing to the max right now.

Hey, y'all, watch this! > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 11:43

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It's true, you really are history's greatest monster.

Shiyal > BrtStlnd 02/18/2015 at 12:14

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But have you...

Seriously I eat it by the mega spoonfuls.

It is awesome.

The end.

desertdog5051 > waymoe 02/18/2015 at 13:00

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Crunchy, crunchy, crunchy.